THE GFW LOW DOWN
from S.D.Jones
Well, Well, Well, all of you GFW fans, your very own S.D. Jones is back with a blockbuster report!!!!!!
CHAOS '99 was held Sunday July 18th, and it was the mother of all PPV's...well it was OK anyway. Basically it was to damn hot to do any major spots. I mean hell, our lockeroom went out there in the 95 degree heat and gave it their all, and for that I salute them. Does the ECW, WWF, or WCW wrestle in the mid-July summer heat, hmmmmm no I don't think so. They wrestle in really nice air-conditioned arenas, we wrestle in smothering garage with carpet padding. If that doesn't say anything about our locker room, I don't know what does.
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CHAOS '99...
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Jake Nash made his return to the GFW! He said that he is the new commish of the GFW and then set up the card for the event, as well as challenging BOB WILSON in the main event, with any kind of stipulation.
Sex and Violence interview with Alfonzo's new body guard Vlad. Convoy interrupted and S&V fled while the champs beat on Vlad.
Pink Flamingo vs. Flanders- This curtain jerker was indeed an attention getter, Flamingo made Flanders his gimp, so to speak.
Connors vs. Malenko- This was a dog collar match, in which the first person to get out of the arena won, it was an extreme match for the EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP, they brought out all of the toys for this one, but it was Connors in the end taking home the tinfoil.
Enigma vs. Looney Ben- In this DDT filled match LOOney was attacked by the new stable named the INSANE ASYLUM. Malenko, Enigma, Mitch, and Cletus filled the ring to lay the smack down on LooneyBen.
Vic vs. Joe- The Pledge come out to the ring, but was interrupted by Vic Victorious, who is now just called Vic. He begged the Pledge to let him join the FRAT. So the Pledge told Vic if he beat Joe, the spot with the FRAT was his, So after a hard fought match between both men, interference by Pledge was enough to get Vic the win and into the FRAT.
Sex and Violence vs. Convoy- This was a classic tag match, with Kevin Warfield in the ring most of the time. Alfonzo was tagged in and Traylor nailed him with a pan. Tractor rolled Alfonzo up for the pin.
El Satanico vs. Kilo- This was a match for the #1 contendership of the Interstate championship, a great match, but the heat was even to much for El Satanico, and Kilo was able to get the win.
Karate Pimp vs. Garrison-This was the Heavyweight Championship match, this one went everywhere but Garrison hit KP with the Devastator Driver for the victory.
Supastar Jake Nash vs. Bob Wilson- The stipulation for this match was that if Jake lost he was never to return to the GFW. Well Bob really never had a chance in this match that went into the pool and ended on the diving board with the Jake Break.
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Other News
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Next Event is Back to School Bash
Look for Kilo to get a run at the Heavyweight title.
I would like to welcome the new wave of GFW wrestlers to the scene. Brian Cox, Jarrod Henderson, Billy Coffman, Big Tim, Mitchell West, Brandon Henderson, and our new drunk commentator, Brian Barks.
Look for a Stoner Brothers reunion with Stoner Brother Bud teaming up with the original PCP's brother which will go by the name PCP. Look for them to go straight to the top.
Look for a new shoot fighter to come in to give Garrison a run for his money
Connors and Malenko will have a rematch for the Extreme Belt at BSB
Look for a decreased role in El Satanico until late Fall.
Jake Nash should be at BSB
SSS was a noshow for Chaos will he be at BSB, it is a toss up.
Where has Habib been?
look for my Interview with the Pledge, coming soon!
Thanks for reading!
S.D. Jones